Okay, so after several comments about my use of the term "purple nurple" during the video of Ashlyn right after birth, I felt I should help educated everyone on what it meant. Here is the definition of "purple nurple" according to urbandictionary.com
purple nurple: 1) The act of grabbing and twisting a nipple of another person, one's self, and even occasionaly other mammals
For additional schoolyard pranks, including the aforementioned purple nurple, please refer to the Wiki below.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_nurple#Nipple_cripple