Invest in Procter & Gamble. If you're not familiar with this company, they own the "Pampers" diaper brand. Healthy babies go through a lot of diapers, and if that's true we have a VERY healthy baby on our hands. I honestly believe that Ashlyn is responsible for the graph below. This is a real screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website. Mostly. I cleaned it up a little to make it more blog friendly.
The red dot represents the day Ashlyn was born. See a pattern here?
And here's the stock raiser herself.
